Top Twelve Things you might not hear in southeast Tennessee–
12. Dolly’s really not all that.
11. The washer and dryer should probably be in the house.
10. We don’t need any blocks for the car.
9. That gun rack is trashy.
8. I’m worried about keeping my own teeth.
7. I don’t have any cousins.
6. We need to watch our cholesterol out there at the Cracker Barrel.
5. Football is no big deal.
4. Orange is not all that great a color.
3. We should have a state income tax.
2. We don’t need a Wal-Mart.
And the number one thing you might not hear in southeast Tennessee–
1. We don’t need a satellite dish in front of our mobile home.
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