Dr. Doug’s Dozen
The top twelve ways to recognize it’s getting close to finals….
12. Dazed looks from the students.
11. Dazed looks from the faculty.
10. A general daze.
9. Cars seem to break down more often.
8. Dogs seem to eat homework more often.
7. Computers and servers seem to break down more often.
6. Printers seem to have neither paper nor ink more often.
5. Weather patterns seem to be reflective of the apocalypse.
4. Costa Rican tsetse fly malaria flumonia seems to be rampant.
3. “Oh, I forgot.”
2. “Oh, so ‘due today’ means due today.”
And the number one way to recognize that it’s getting close to finals:
1. “I didn’t know there was a final exam.”
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