Dr. Doug’s Dozen
Twelve Ways — to know your mobile device (i.e. I-DooDah) is out of control
12. You sleep with your I-DooDah
11. You talk to your I-DooDah whether it’s on or off
10. Naturally, your I-DooDah is never off
9. Your I-DooDah has a seat at your table
8. Your thumbs are uncannily strong
7. You can’t pay rent, but, you can afford your I-DooDah
6. T9 is no longer the halfway point of a golf game to you
5. You text people sitting right beside you
4. You no longer recognize the human voice
3. You have trained your pets to text
2. For the shower, you invent “I-DooDah on a Rope”
And the number one way to know your I-DooDah is out of control….
You have no real life — dude, get a life — it’s a machine!!!
