I have been a very good student all year long, but sometimes psychology drives me crazy. Spanish is foreign to me. Anatomy gets under my skin. I wonder if anyone can figure out Algebra. I think I have philosophy under control. I am out of my element in chemistry. I took notes in music, but don’t know if I passed the bar.
If it is not too much for you, I need your help. The professors are really nice, just like sugar and spice. I know that I dissected snips, snails and puppy dog’s tail, but only because they wanted me to do it. I didn’t really mean to pull Susie’s hair, but there was a big old spider that I couldn’t leave there. Other than that I really have been good this year, all I want for Christmas is a 4.0 GPA.
Thank you,
Lonnie Mays
P.S. I will leave some milk and cookies on the table for you.
