By Lonnie Mays Staff Writer Chocolate is known as the food of the gods. People desire the rich flavor and scrumptious smell. It comes in many shapes and sizes. It is also an ingredient we use in making a variety of homemade goodies. Several sayings add to the chocolate hype. We all know that “Hershey’s [...]
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Dr. Doug’s Dozen – March 2009
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Dr. Doug’s Dozen Twelve Ways — to know your mobile device (i.e. I-DooDah) is out of control 12. You sleep with your I-DooDah 11. You talk to your I-DooDah whether it’s on or off 10. Naturally, your I-DooDah is never off
Dr. Doug’s Dozen – December 2008
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Twelve ways to know you’re having a redneck Christmas 12. Your lights are already strung on the porch; 11. Your Christmas tree is approximately the same size as your satellite dish; 10. Household objects, such as hubcaps, are used as ornaments; 9. The horn on your 4-by S-U-something plays “Grandma Got Run Over by a [...]
Dr. Doug’s Dozen – November 2008
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Dr. Doug’s Dozen The top twelve ways to recognize it’s getting close to finals…. 12. Dazed looks from the students. 11. Dazed looks from the faculty. 10. A general daze. 9. Cars seem to break down more often. 8. Dogs seem to eat homework more often. 7. Computers and servers seem to break down more [...]
Dr. Doug’s Dozen – October 2008
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Top Twelve Things you might not hear in southeast Tennessee– 12. Dolly’s really not all that. 11. The washer and dryer should probably be in the house. 10. We don’t need any blocks for the car. 9. That gun rack is trashy. 8. I’m worried about keeping my own teeth. 7. I don’t have any [...]