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Dear Santa,

Posted in Misc., tagged , , , , on December 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I have been a very good student all year long, but sometimes psychology drives me crazy. Spanish is foreign to me. Anatomy gets under my skin. I wonder if anyone can figure out Algebra. I think I have philosophy under control. I am out of my element in chemistry. I took notes in music, but [...]

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Arbitrary Thoughts

Posted in Misc., tagged , , , , on September 18, 2009 | 3 Comments »

Shortly after the 2008 presidential election, my fourteen year-old cousin approached me looking visibly distraught.

“Hey, Steven, do you like Obama?” he asked me.

“I dunno. I’ve never met him. Why?” I responded in my signature blend of wit and charm.

“Well, we watched a video in school about him. Did you know that he’s the Anti-Christ?

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Driving Hazards

Posted in Misc., tagged , , , on March 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

By Jon M. Heatherly
Editor-in-Chief
Okay, I’m going to be as apparent as I can about this. There are many different kinds of drivers out there. You have those who are very fast and love to lead the way. Others just follow and use the fast person(s) as an example. However, there is a third group, among [...]

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Dr. Doug’s Dozen – March 2009

Posted in Humor, tagged , , on March 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Dr. Doug’s Dozen
Twelve Ways — to know your mobile device (i.e. I-DooDah) is out of control
12. You sleep with your I-DooDah
11. You talk to your I-DooDah whether it’s on or off
10. Naturally, your I-DooDah is never off

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Dr. Doug’s Dozen – December 2008

Posted in Humor, tagged , , on December 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Twelve ways to know you’re having a redneck Christmas
12. Your lights are already strung on the porch;
11. Your Christmas tree is approximately the same size as your satellite dish;
10. Household objects, such as hubcaps, are used as ornaments;
9. The horn on your 4-by S-U-something plays “Grandma Got Run Over by a John Deere;”
8. Your Christmas hearth consists of propane and [...]

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