By Lonnie Mays Staff Writer Chocolate is known as the food of the gods. People desire the rich flavor and scrumptious smell. It comes in many shapes and sizes. It is also an ingredient we use in making a variety of homemade goodies. Several sayings add to the chocolate hype. We all know that “Hershey’s [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Humor’
Dear Santa,
Posted in Misc., tagged Christmas, Holiday, Humor, Mays, Santa on December 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I have been a very good student all year long, but sometimes psychology drives me crazy. Spanish is foreign to me. Anatomy gets under my skin. I wonder if anyone can figure out Algebra. I think I have philosophy under control. I am out of my element in chemistry. I took notes in music, but [...]
Arbitrary Thoughts
Posted in Misc., tagged Allen, Column, Humor, Politics, Satire on September 18, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Shortly after the 2008 presidential election, my fourteen year-old cousin approached me looking visibly distraught.
“Hey, Steven, do you like Obama?” he asked me.
“I dunno. I’ve never met him. Why?” I responded in my signature blend of wit and charm.
“Well, we watched a video in school about him. Did you know that he’s the Anti-Christ?
Driving Hazards
Posted in Misc., tagged Advice, Driving, Heatherly, Humor on March 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
By Jon M. Heatherly Editor-in-Chief Okay, I’m going to be as apparent as I can about this. There are many different kinds of drivers out there. You have those who are very fast and love to lead the way. Others just follow and use the fast person(s) as an example. However, there is a third [...]
Dr. Doug’s Dozen – March 2009
Posted in Humor, tagged Column, Humor, Manley on March 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dr. Doug’s Dozen Twelve Ways — to know your mobile device (i.e. I-DooDah) is out of control 12. You sleep with your I-DooDah 11. You talk to your I-DooDah whether it’s on or off 10. Naturally, your I-DooDah is never off