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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Lonnie Mays Staff Writer Chocolate is known as the food of the gods. People desire the rich flavor and scrumptious smell. It comes in many shapes and sizes. It is also an ingredient we use in making a variety of homemade goodies. Several sayings add to the chocolate hype. We all know that “Hershey’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=1231&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Santa,</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been a very good student all year long, but sometimes psychology drives me crazy. Spanish is foreign to me. Anatomy gets under my skin. I wonder if anyone can figure out Algebra. I think I have philosophy under control. I am out of my element in chemistry. I took notes in music, but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=1094&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Arbitrary Thoughts</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after the 2008 presidential election, my fourteen year-old cousin approached me looking visibly distraught.

“Hey, Steven, do you like Obama?” he asked me.

“I dunno. I’ve never met him. Why?” I responded in my signature blend of wit and charm.

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		<title>Driving Hazards</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Jon M. Heatherly Editor-in-Chief Okay, I’m going to be as apparent as I can about this. There are many different kinds of drivers out there. You have those who are very fast and love to lead the way. Others just follow and use the fast person(s) as an example. However, there is a third [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=1061&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Doug&#8217;s Dozen &#8211; March 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Doug&#8217;s Dozen Twelve Ways &#8212; to know your mobile device (i.e. I-DooDah) is out of control 12. You sleep with your I-DooDah 11. You talk to your I-DooDah whether it&#8217;s on or off 10. Naturally, your I-DooDah is never off 9. Your I-DooDah has a seat at your table 8. Your thumbs are uncannily [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=15&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Doug&#8217;s Dozen &#8211; December 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twelve ways to know you&#8217;re having a redneck Christmas 12. Your lights are already strung on the porch; 11. Your Christmas tree is approximately the same size as your satellite dish; 10. Household objects, such as hubcaps, are used as ornaments; 9. The horn on your 4-by S-U-something plays &#8220;Grandma Got Run Over by a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=12&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Year &#8220;2058&#8243;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Lonnie Mays The year is very close to becoming just another year in history. With the election of Barrack Obama as our first African American President, the raising of gas prices to four dollars per gallon and then the return back down to under two dollars per gallon are all significant pieces of history. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=96&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Doug&#8217;s Dozen &#8211; November 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Doug&#8217;s Dozen The top twelve ways to recognize it&#8217;s getting close to finals&#8230;. 12. Dazed looks from the students. 11. Dazed looks from the faculty. 10. A general daze. 9. Cars seem to break down more often. 8. Dogs seem to eat homework more often. 7. Computers and servers seem to break down more [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=10&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dr. Doug&#8217;s Dozen &#8211; October 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top Twelve Things you might not hear in southeast Tennessee&#8211; 12. Dolly&#8217;s really not all that. 11. The washer and dryer should probably be in the house. 10. We don&#8217;t need any blocks for the car. 9. That gun rack is trashy. 8. I&#8217;m worried about keeping my own teeth. 7. I don&#8217;t have any [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&blog=7580025&post=8&subd=thenewexponent&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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