Twelve ways to know you’re having a redneck Christmas 12. Your lights are already strung on the porch; 11. Your Christmas tree is approximately the same size as your satellite dish; 10. Household objects, such as hubcaps, are used as ornaments; 9. The horn on your 4-by S-U-something plays “Grandma Got Run Over by a [...]
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Dr. Doug’s Dozen – December 2008
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The Year “2058″
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Humor, Mays, Opinion, Satire on December 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
By Lonnie Mays The year is very close to becoming just another year in history. With the election of Barrack Obama as our first African American President, the raising of gas prices to four dollars per gallon and then the return back down to under two dollars per gallon are all significant pieces of history. [...]
Dr. Doug’s Dozen – November 2008
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Dr. Doug’s Dozen The top twelve ways to recognize it’s getting close to finals…. 12. Dazed looks from the students. 11. Dazed looks from the faculty. 10. A general daze. 9. Cars seem to break down more often. 8. Dogs seem to eat homework more often. 7. Computers and servers seem to break down more [...]
Dr. Doug’s Dozen – October 2008
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Top Twelve Things you might not hear in southeast Tennessee– 12. Dolly’s really not all that. 11. The washer and dryer should probably be in the house. 10. We don’t need any blocks for the car. 9. That gun rack is trashy. 8. I’m worried about keeping my own teeth. 7. I don’t have any [...]