Posted in Misc., tagged Allen, Column, Humor, Politics, Satire on September 18, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Shortly after the 2008 presidential election, my fourteen year-old cousin approached me looking visibly distraught.
“Hey, Steven, do you like Obama?” he asked me.
“I dunno. I’ve never met him. Why?” I responded in my signature blend of wit and charm.
“Well, we watched a video in school about him. Did you know that he’s the Anti-Christ?
Posted in Misc., tagged Advice, Crosswalk, Mathis, Satire on March 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
By Shana Mathis Staff Writer Have you walked on the crosswalk by the gymnasium and almost get hit by a car? If so, how does that make you feel? Does it make you feel invincible be¬cause you have yet to get hit by a car? Hope¬fully, you are concerned for your safety. If you are [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Humor, Mays, Opinion, Satire on December 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
By Lonnie Mays The year is very close to becoming just another year in history. With the election of Barrack Obama as our first African American President, the raising of gas prices to four dollars per gallon and then the return back down to under two dollars per gallon are all significant pieces of history. [...]
