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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly after the 2008 presidential election, my fourteen year-old cousin approached me looking visibly distraught.

“Hey, Steven, do you like Obama?” he asked me.

“I dunno. I’ve never met him. Why?” I responded in my signature blend of wit and charm.

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		<title>Crosswalk dangers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Shana Mathis Staff Writer Have you walked on the crosswalk by the gymnasium and almost get hit by a car? If so, how does that make you feel? Does it make you feel invincible because you have yet to get hit by a car? Hope¬fully, you are concerned for your safety. If you are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&amp;blog=7580025&amp;post=1059&amp;subd=thenewexponent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Lonnie Mays The year is very close to becoming just another year in history. With the election of Barrack Obama as our first African American President, the raising of gas prices to four dollars per gallon and then the return back down to under two dollars per gallon are all significant pieces of history. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newexponent.org&amp;blog=7580025&amp;post=96&amp;subd=thenewexponent&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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